Is it a sin for me to blow this early? …That was a premarital sex joke.– Julian Williams, everybody
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK. From 6pm-6am on New Year's...
Everyone is posting about the best things that happened to them in 2011. The best thing that happened to me was Siah finally being single. Now I am free to pursue him as I please without worrying about another girlfriend’s jealousy. What a relief.
Julian: “Oh! I’m having… an amnesia.” Siah: “What are you gonna name it?” ———- Julian: “I wonder if I can hide in this. Hell yeah, I can! Cati look, I’m in Narnia!”
careesespieces: I just found out there’s no such...
immadirtybuttpirate: We are decorating It is going well
Me: “WHY AM I STILL BLOWING?” Josiah: “Because you’re a SLUT! …Sorry, that was mean.”
Listening to “The Bad Touch.” So glad Julian and Justin aren’t here.
There’s a part on my car that I’ve been needing to replace for a while now that is making my tires wear down faster and it’s like $200 to replace so I was all excited to get it fixed with my next check because I will finally have enough money but, as it turns out, my tires are already worn down pretty far and need to be replaced soon and that will be $280. So now I get to pick...
“You little girls need to grow up.” The words of a girl graduating in 2015.
I can’t even remember who’s dead and who’s not on this show anymore.
You know how easy it would be to be an Asshole?
amiableeuphemism: immadirtybuttpirate: Really easy, but I dont see the point in it. I could be an asshole! No you couldn’t Jessie, you would apologize right away after every asshole thing you did.
Another baby! Just relaxin’. Slightly older baby. Oooh, baby in a swing....– My mom, on a portrait photographer’s website
Well I tried to post my face but Tumblr doesn’t think I look good today I guess so never mind. I was gonna be like HEY HERE’S MY FACE, do you know what sounds better than working? Not working and eating and also other things and then the tags were all like, I hope I get a 10 minute break so I can get ice cream and I won’t get a half-hour break today because I work 5.5 hours...
Sophie is very tiny and small.
She is also little.