August 2011
EMMA STONE WATCHES iCARLY.
“My guilty pleasure is… Not a guilty pleasure, even though people think that it sounds like one; It’s watching boatloads of iCarly on Nickelodeon. And I think everyone needs to see this show because it’s the best. It’s so funny. So, watch iCarly.”
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I LOVE THIS WOMAN SO MUCH.
:D …and now I’m a fan even more!!!!!
-feels like less of a freak-Emma Stone, you are my spirit animal.
Bless her soul.
YES
When I am of age I’m going to get a tattoo on my thigh. The end.
When I *graduate from college I’m going to get a tattoo on my thigh. The end.
July 2011
best way to relax after a long day of relaxing?
Cartoons on Netflix in bed, of course.
It is the year 2007 and you are shopping at Herberger's in the junior's shoe section. A very, very attractive young sales associate comes up to you and says, in these exact words, "Hello, young lady. May I assist you in purchasing those shoes you are holding?" You calmly look down at the box of shoes you are holding and it's a pair of limited edition Converse in navy blue with leopard print. You look back up at him and say, "Sure, I'm ready to purchase these." As he rings up your purchase, he casually asks you a few questions such as where you go to school and if you have spring fever. All of a sudden, the young and very attractive male says to you, "If you go on a date with me, I will give you my 60% off employe discount on these fantastic shoes." What do you answer him?
Well the first problem with this question is that you said the shoes have leopard print. I wouldn’t buy shoes with leopard print (at least not tennis shoes) because A) I don’t care much for it - it’s kinda sexy on heels sometimes but not on casual shoes, and B) Julian hates animal print so I don’t wear it.
Even if the shoes were shoes I would buy, I wouldn’t be shoe shopping unless they were on sale - I have a lot of shoes and don’t need to spend more money on them.
Now, besides all that, in the year 2007, I had a boyfriend the entire year. So I’m not sure if I should assume I’m dating that guy in this scenario, or if I should assume I’m single.
Assuming I’m dating the ex, I would politely decline the offer, using the excuse of a boyfriend, and if the very attractive male persisted after that then he isn’t someone I would want to go on a date with if I was single anyways and I would continue to decline, getting less polite as he persisted. However, knowing what I now know about the ex, what I should do is go on a date with this attractive guy and dump the ex.
Assuming I’m single, and depending on what I thought of him based on our brief interaction, I would decline the discount offer and tell him I’d just take the date. I don’t need to be bribed.
Does anybody want to hear me singing Adele’s “Someone Like You” a capella or are all of my adoring fans just in my head?
The empty hallway at my old house is a really great spot to sing really loud.
Backstreet Boys > Big Time Rush
Boy bands from the 90s were so much better. And they didn’t have to have a TV show on Disney/Nickelodeon to get somewhere. And they were cuter and better dancers. And and and…
87 Tegan and Sara songs
in my iTunes library. I am a happy lady.
I bought Yo-J today.
