February 2012
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Mom: Sparkle, burn the weed.
Me: ...Wha-what...
Mom: Sparkle...
Me: What weed?
Mom: Burn it.
Me: What... what?
Mom: Burn the weed.
Me: What weed? What are you talking about?
Mom: Don't question your momma, junior.
January 2012
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
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I applied for my passport today.
I’m stupid and waited a little too long and had to get expedited shipping (well, didn’t HAVE to but they say 4-6 weeks without and the trip is basically exactly 6 weeks away). It cost $230 all together with all the fees and getting my picture taken and stuff and things. I still need new tires/a $200 part for my car/textbooks/supplies/money for food and stuff in Paris/to be saving money...
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Well, I missed my 5000th post which is obviously a landmark post but oh well. I think it was a picture of Julian’s face that I reblogged from him so that’s some pretty good content if you ask me.
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“Not everybody wants to tongue you. Actually no one does. Except your brother.”
– Emily Callaghan
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Watch1814:
I realized this week that we are totally sold out of physical copies now which is totally amazing. So, the digital downloads are now only $4 and they comes with a printable PDF of the lyric booklet that came with the physical copies. Also, if you really cant afford it and for some reason you really want it, its here (for free) Thanks to everyone on here that has been so nice about it and...
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Me: I need to dye my hair back to one color.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because it's getting all weird on the bottom. It's like blonde and purple and pink and I don't like it.
Mom: And whose fault is that?
Me: ...Mine.
Mom: Yep.
Me: ...I don't see your point.
Mom: YEP.
Me: ...
Mom: ...Yep.
Anonymous asked: last time you felt guilty?
Jumanji is on.
Hell yes.
Watchloser23jtw:
letmeknowifimonfire:
Julian Williams everybody
lmao. For a while I used to be ridiculous and run into Jessie’s room and surprise her by pretending to stab someone to death. One time she recorded it. Then Josiah used the footage for this “short film.”
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Manager (instructing me on rearranging a promo tower): So just kind of shift stuff as you need to and try to make it look nice...
Me: I'm gonna make it look like poop.
Manager: As long as it's not runny and gross.
It's fun watching my roommate make the transition...
abrokenlaughandathousandmemories:
loser23jtw:
From awkward to ironically awkward.
Pretty much.
See previous post.
laurenapolis:
things that are annoying
this
things that i am
annoying
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I am a butt.
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