May 2012
My mom thinks Julian and I are gonna end up finding out we have recessive ugly genes and our babies will be ugly and we’ll be sad because we are so sure that our babies will be the cutest babies on the planet.
May 21st
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May 20th
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“You’re not all that ugly.”
– My mom, complimenting me
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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“I mean, I’m artsy as shit, and I still don’t get it.”
– Me, talking about Tree of Life
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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catieiselfitness: Tomorrow morning I’m going to make a green smoothie for breakfast before I head off to my internship. If you have not heard of these, you should try one because they are freaking delicious (even though the ingredients don’t necessarily make it sound like it). 1/2 cup vanilla almond milk 1/2 cup water 2 cups spinach 1 banana Those amounts up there will yield one big glass of...
May 18th
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May 18th
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Me: I think we saw Pineapple Express because whatever we saw, I had seen already and Julian didn't really see because we were making out a lot.
Mom: Sparkle!
Me: What?! We were a fresh, young couple! He'd never kissed anyone, he had to catch up!
Mom: Is he all caught up now?
Me: I don't know, probably, I don't know what he does when I'm not around.
Mom: With Justin?
Me: Obviously.
Mom: Justin does have them pretty little girl lips...
May 18th
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Mom: Me and Sparkle are being obese!
Dad: I have to cut things.
May 18th
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Lauren Bowe
Me: I'm going to meet someone from the internet next week!
Mom: No!
Me: It's someone Katy Keane knows so I know she's real!
Mom: That doesn't mean she's nice!
Me: She's a young woman so I'm pretty sure she's not a creep or anything...
Mom: She's gonna murder you.
May 18th
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