• Julian: I'm wearing my skinny jeans and they feel looser. Also my love handles are smaller. I didn't bike 20 miles if you were wondering.
  • Me: I was.
  • Julian: I biked 7 miles.
  • Me: I didn't bike any and I've gained back 2 pounds.
  • Julian: It's okay, I like you chubby. I can't wait until you get older and lose control and get HUGE.
  • Me: ...
  • Julian: I like that I'm so funny.